Gigi: Almost American
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Gigi’s Gone Travelin’
Hey Everyone!
Gigi’s on vacation traveling the US and would love to visit you! Tweet @GigiSayThis with #GigiVacation where you want him to go! The best suggestions might just get a little Gigi!
Love,
Lost Nomads
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Hello My Mans!
Today I dug little teeny man face out of black pecos in moving kelvator. Gigi’s good lady friend’s Didi was caught with water leak and little teeny boy trying to break out of her belly. Gigi have no doctoring backgrounds, but had mittens and washable shirt, so Gigi help pull out teeny man from lady tunel. Gigi felt like my stomachs might make sick sick, but Gigi got through on drenalines. Gigi feel like mans today. But Gigi still can no get bloody and little man juice stain out from of his shirts. Gigi loves that shirts. Gigi hope cleaners who dry can fix. Thanks bye.
Sin Celery,
Gigi
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Gigi teach man speak binglich. At firsts Gigi is mighty scares because it may looks it but Gigi hiself is just learning Enblish. But onse Gigi gets the Konfidance, Gigi becomes great teachers to people who speak dirty. Gigi more than happys to take peoples who have troubles makings white people sounds and make there mouth speak nice. All in a day and work. Sin Celery, Gigi
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Today Gigi went to space. Gigi told friend about this. Friend said, Gigi, what kind shit you are smokeing. Gigi tell him Chimneys and matches after gigi make shookus.
Sin Celery,
Gigi
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Funny thing happens to day. So Gigi walks intu little tiny place for eating cluck cluck and in the stead of eats in peace and quiets Gigi get ring ring, make answer and see man get mad at woman on other side of ring machine while Gigi all wants do is eat cluck cluck. You got all dat? Good. Love, Gigi
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Gig met the most gutiful girls today at book house. Gigi felt crick in neck and Gigi heart attack him inside. Gigi also felt shickuys in his pants. Gigi feel al sorts of starnge like he want girl to like him but also want to make sick sick from his mouth because he is so berbous. Gigi never fell these fellings befores but Gigi has never seen a girls as beautifuls and hairy in nice way as DIDI. Gigi thinks he might be in loves. Okay. Gigi needs to find bathroom now to make sick sick from his mouth and his toushy.
All bests,
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Gigi wihming you a cappy New Years. Gigi has a massive overhang because Gigi drank too much fun juice last nights. Can you believes its alreadys been 2012 years since Jesus dies. Wow gosh, how time flies?
Cin Celery,
Gigi
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Cappy Nu Yearz!
Gigi goings to da big Apple. Gigi woulds to prefer to go to the big Bannana because Gigi Doctors say he need more fibers, but Gigi seddle for dat Big Apple’s. An apple a days keep doctor aways, so maybe dis big apples will gives to me no more doctors visitses. Gigi not sure hows they keeps this big apple fresh years rounds if it sittings on the top of a building in dirty sity. Gigi once keeps a potatoe out for five monthses and it grews big branches out of it. Gigi got so scares, he moves houses. Gigi will never keeps a potatoe alive for more thens a day anymores. Gigi very excites to go to New York Sity, but loves ancient histories and woulds love to see old york sity one days as well. O-kay. Cappy and kelthy New Year!! Speak and you real soon.
Love Sins celery,
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GIGI Contest/Giveaway Info!
We’ve been getting a lot of questions about the contest/giveaway, so here’s a bit of clarification. Once we hit 1,000 twitter followers…
One fan/follower will receive a PERSONALIZED outgoing voicemail from Gigi himself. To enter the contest/giveaway, follow @GigiSayThis. All followers are automatically entered. A winner will be chosen at random, so everyone has an equal chance!
We will ALSO release a general outgoing voicemail for all the fans that will be available to download on the blog.
So, everybody wins!
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His there,
Gigi heere to mish you a cappy kriscuks unless your jewey and then I mish you a happy hahnaunakaka unless you black mans from African place and I mish you Kwanza times. So, Gigi is very sychted about tristmus because Gigi is imvited by frend on the street for a spetial soup eating time in a kitchen. A parently, dis kitchen where they serving soup is limit to certain tipes of peoples and Gigi thrilled to be cincluded. Best part is, food is frees!!!! I know, bright?! All the chefs volunteers to make da delisious soups for Gigi and his friends. I cant believes I has been invitededes to such an exclusives dinner. Gigi is luckiest mans alives.
Sin Celery,
Gigi
